Extract from 'Don't Take a Fence':
Four hours I've been here. Four long, arduous hours. I've now used half a tub of Fenceguard (other fence products are also available) painting my flippin' fences. I feel tired, angry, stupid, and most of all embarrassed. Why? Let me tell you what happened...
'Banfield Tales' (collection of short stories) available at amazon.co.uk