Extract from story 9 of 15 from Banfield Tales
Extract from 'Victor' (from the short story collection 'Banfield Tales'):
"My wife calls me Victor Meldrew. You can probably guess why, but I'll explain anyway. Yes, middle-aged, grumpy old man, but the things that happen to me are not my fault. People in modern life simply do stuff, and it drives me mad. Mind you, I didn't expect it to happen in one day..."